Jokes2Go Daily Humor

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08/15/2014 12:05 AM
Today's Joke
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one
is blind and the other appears normal. A couple
of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He
sees the guys and decides to have compassion on
them.
He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his
sight is restored. He touches the man in the
wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away.
He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, 'Whoa,
God! I'm on workman's comp!'

08/15/2014 12:05 AM
Today's Story
Jenn says her husband worked with this guy at the high school.
The guy wanted to measure the wall and he asked Mike (my
husband) for some assistance. Mike said, "why not use the
yardstick over there?" The guy looked at Mike and, very serious,
said, "I can't use that. The wall is longer than the yardstick."

08/15/2014 12:05 AM
Today's Poem
I hate you, you hate me,
We're a disfunctional family.
Then a shot rang out and Barney hit the floor,
No more fucking dinosaur.

08/15/2014 12:05 AM
Today's Quote
"I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been
from you. "

- Ashleigh Brilliant